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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:22

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

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Dr No

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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